do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
The feeling are messing with the penis
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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