well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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