around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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