i just google imaged poop.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you traded sex for a burrito?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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