Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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