So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I have aggressive nipples.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
So. Much. Porn.
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