yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
