tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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