went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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