Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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