He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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