Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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