I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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