i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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