Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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