'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
