I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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