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  Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.

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  Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.

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• The goal is to get Cheetos, although the receiver has something against buying them at Food Lion. The simile is then made that not buying Cheetos at a Food Lion just because you hate Food Lion would be like not banging a French chick just because you hate the French. You have to focus on the goal: sex (read: Cheetos). The second text is clear; the texter has a toy helicopter and will try to fly it. We can assume this attempt resulted in a broken helicopter, because none of them last more than 5 min

  Submitted by Xaith on Feb 6, 12 at 12:38pm

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  • ahhhh food lion is a store!...never heard of it. It makes sense now. I thought op was wanting cheetos from a lion who has food lol

    Submitted by DTOM_308 on Feb 6, 12 at 12:57pm

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    • perfectly clear to me.

      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 6, 12 at 3:00pm

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  • May ur wise words lead us into the dark.

    Submitted by MrVegetables on Feb 7, 12 at 6:15pm

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• Chick he wants to bang now has a dick

  Submitted by mama_tried on Feb 6, 12 at 9:14pm

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• I feel like you need to be high to decode this

  Submitted by DTOM_308 on Feb 6, 12 at 12:16pm

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  • Haha thats still just about a funny

    Submitted by mrsoto on Feb 6, 12 at 10:45pm

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• I thought Chester was a cheetah.

  Submitted by ly0ntamer on Feb 6, 12 at 10:47pm

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• lol where do you live in NC, I feel like this is something one of my friends has done. Helicopter too.

  Submitted by bethamphetamine on Sep 7, 12 at 3:22pm

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