i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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