I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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