I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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