I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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