everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
