It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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