I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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