I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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