I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I need a beard to bite.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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