We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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