she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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