Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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