just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
