I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
thus making me awesome and them whores
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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