remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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