Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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