i found this girl in my contacts under asian slut. sure enough i called her the next day and she came over fucked me and left. i never found her name to replace it in my contacts...
That's happened to me before. I'll go out to the club, and look through my phone the day after and be like, "Who the fuck is that?" Gotta love being drunk, right?
the worst is when you wake up & have missed calls from people with full names & have no idea who they are...such as "samuel manuel oliver" ??? i was too terrified to ever call him back....
well i have a peanut in my phone and this guy came to be called peanut because he dated this girl whose vag was named peanut after her cat who shits peanuts everywhere. i no pretty dumb but u cant make this shit up.
all they eat is peanut butter too u would think they would be grossed out idk.
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