why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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