I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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