I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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