We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Acid is not a monday night drug
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
