i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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