Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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