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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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