great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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