Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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