So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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