it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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