i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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