I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Shame - the story of my life.
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