i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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