Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Girls should come with a carfax report
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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